Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Delicioso CURACHA!!!

I always look back and remember the places i've been, people i've met, and food i've tried from all over the Philippines, thanks to my previous job as an associate project manager in a marketing company. One of the most memorable (and fun), where I met the nicest people and the most peaceful community (as contradicted by the media, where it is believed that terrorists lurk) is Zamboanga City. Believe it or not, the city is really peaceful, I even managed to went around (in a motorcycle with Em) at 12 mn (after having my fill at a private resort at the foot of a mountain)! There maybe some bombing incidents there, but as much as we were terrified of the City because of the feared Abu Sayyaf, the Chavacanos also dread Manila, because of crime (rapes, murders, snatchers, gangs, burglars, etc) and chaos (protests, demolitions, etc). This actually made me think: Manila may indeed be more of a threat!

The moment my boss (Sir Shine) told me that I will go to Zamboanga, the base managers of Cebu and CDO called me and told me to be extra cautious "dapat hindi ikaw ang pinadala...naku baka kung anu mangyari seyo dun!" (the bombing of a plaza there is still fresh from the news). To top it all, Sir shine kept bugging me! (It goes like this: Oh jen magpaalam ka na sa pamilya mo, pati sa bf mo! Baka hindi ka na makabalik a! Pwede ka umatras if you want....yada, yada, yada...). But heck I can't back-out! While I have sleepless nights trying to think of not going, the adventurous side of my brain kept me excited (Imagine that! going to Zamboanga?! I'll brag about it to my cousins when I return!) So there it goes, I find myself seated in a 1 1/2 hour plane ride to Zamboanga City.




orange, even while raw

Fast forward and Mrs. Edith Ouano of Zamboanga was nice enough to tour me around (with her lovely daughters) at a local market and waddayahknow! Glistening on a table, with their attractive orange color, were the large and plump CURACHAS! Also known as spanner crabs (also abundant in Australia and Hawaii), Curacha which in Chavacano means ipis is a sight to behold! It looks like a cross between crab and lobster, heavy and large, (with the smallest the size of a large crab!). Pardon me, but I think they look more like GARAPATAS! Anyway, Ate Edith bought about 4 kilos, then a large tuna "panga' (priced at only Php110). Just so you know, seafood here is really cheap. Freshly caught from the open waters of Jolo, you will find large Lapu-lapu, tuna, and maya-maya at the cheap price of tilapia here in Manila! And take note, they don't eat tilapia or bangus, for them it taste like mud and you can not see them on their local market. Shet tataba ako dito!

looks like a garapata ei?

Back at their home, the Curacha is simply simmered in garlic and sprite, the flavor and aroma of curacha embraced the entire kitchen! With a lot of fat (aligue), imagine how much rice I ate! As opposed to other crabs, the mother-load of the meat is concentrated on the body, not on claws!Then the tuna panga is marinated in toyo, calamansi and pepper, grilled and turned out to be the juiciest grilled tuna I've eaten! Superb! Ate Edith was even nice enough to cook several batches of Curacha for me to take home, along with a large box of mangosteen. Mama and ate were delighted!

Note: Curacha is available in Alavar restaurant, i think the Timog branch is still existing. Also, a friend spotted the availability of Curacha in a market in Nasugbu, Batangas. Must visit in Zamboanga is the beautiful Sta. Cruz island with its rare pink sands, which I'm dying to visit when my leave is approved.

Anggigay's Kick-Off

whew! Got my very own blog at last! Below is the start of my boredom sessions, so enjoy!

Dear baby,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with Paris Hilton and pulled the toupee off my bestfriend.
I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I always will try to forget a new life as a clone.

Go burn,

Anggigay

Dear (the person who last texted/messaged you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.


___12___,

Your Name


THEN REPLACE THE NUMBER FIELDS WITH YOUR ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS:

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insulted
Black - Ignored
Blue - Knocked out
Purple - Poured syrup on
White - Carved your initials into
Grey - Pulled the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrated
Pink - Pulled the toupee off
Barefoot - Sat at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes -Frostbitten
Lost - High
House -Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family